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Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

At the market

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Why do you need so many computers?

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Much ado list"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Mulch madness"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

'Not that slowly back...'