Plant-based Philosopher T-Shirts

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"First you make a roux."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

The Politics of Food.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

The Cactus Reader

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."