Supplier Gifts

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

Public Procurement Portal

'If it weren't for the suppliers not sending Trebuchets, this siege would be over quickly.'

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

Unload in Back

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Back in 5 minutes!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'No sniffing.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Bring flag factories back to America.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'I'll take ten, please.'

What it takes to be a leader.

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'