Ingredient Supplier Gifts

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

Toadstools

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Newt sale

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Public Procurement Portal

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

Surgical Appliance Factory

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

Biggo Food Corp. New Product Dept. It's a triumph of chemical engineering! I've developed an alphabet soup that lists its own ingredients!

Maraschino, Inc.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Young Professional Recipe Test

Well, I told you to add yeast to your shampoo.

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

'If it weren't for the suppliers not sending Trebuchets, this siege would be over quickly.'

Unload in Back

F&E Soups, Inc. It's a letter from the truth in advertising board --- They say our new alphabet soup is okay as long as we only use the letters "f," "a" and "t."

'I feel it only fair to warn you that the job does come with some strain attached.'

Sausage Machine