Agricultural Supplier Gifts

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

Apples for sale

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

You will always find a spot to garden

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Illuminating agricultural production

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

Organic Milk

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

Human population Train.

Public Procurement Portal

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe