Medical Supplier Gifts

Surgical Appliance Factory

'You going to pay for those crutches, lady?'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Here comes the super-visor."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Stethoscope

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

Discount Medical Suppliers

Flu Vaccine Delayed By 'Problems with Packaging'.

"I'm just browsing."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

'I have to charge a lot for an office visit. How do you think I pay for MY health insurance?'

'He only has six weeks to live, so make sure his bill is due at the end of the month.'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Public Procurement Portal

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

Patient

Medical School Graduations.

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Well here's the problem. #AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. # AB6 is a box of surgical gloves.'

Revalidation Will Require Extra Monitoring.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

"It's an experimental drug...we're experimenting to see if your health care insurer pays for it."

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?