Medical Supplies Gifts

Shopping for bandages...

Surgical Appliance Factory

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Joust Sharpener

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stationery Shop

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Man with post it note

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Medieval Office Supplies

'Wow, my own desk!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Hold me!'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."