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"Stupid big chains..."

Larry's used art

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Home depot."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Hardy Annuals

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

How Amazon was invented

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

D.I.Y

Sale.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."