Indie Shoppers T-Shirts

8 People or Less Who Don't Shop at Tesco.

Joined at the hipster.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Jarvis Cocker

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Customer Convention

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Mom & Pop Grocerette

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

Robert Smith - The Cure.

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

High Street

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.

"Do you sell 'food'?"

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

Shop Local

"Honey, you awake? I’m feeling frisky — let’s go shopping."

"It was your job to make a grocery list and the only thing you have written down is 'Milk'???"

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."