Indie Shoppers Pillows

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Customer Convention

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Mom & Pop Grocerette

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

High Street

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'

"It was your job to make a grocery list and the only thing you have written down is 'Milk'???"

"Do you sell 'food'?"

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

"Honey, you awake? I’m feeling frisky — let’s go shopping."

Shop Local

Mom & Pop Shoppe: Going Out Of Business (Not that it's your fault).

"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."

Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).