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"Oh, this is just a QR code to my Etsy shop."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Jarvis Cocker

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Decision Making Block

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Duplass Brothers

John Waters

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

And the third quarter projection

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.