Independent Grocer Prints

Independents blocking chain groceries.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

Important Food Groups

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Non-Humble Pie.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Conference Pears

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Unusual Offers

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

New Marvel Heroes

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Low Hanging Fruit

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Self-Checkout.

'I've got it written down...'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'