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'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

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'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media