Personal Shopper Prints

'She's so put together!'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

How do you like the new suit?

We are able to offer lifestyle advice - but that does not extend to whether that jacket and tie combinations is Funky.

'Would Madam like souvenir photos of the donors?'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'Money won't buy you happiness, you know.'

Gourmet food section: shoppers must wear coat & tie.

'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'

I have a press for every day of the year!

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"We don't get a lot of personal shoppers in here."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Guilty Pleasures

How Fitting Rooms

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"Don't you just adore the corporeal form?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper." "What's that?" "It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves." "I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything." "They say if you love your work, you never 'work' a day in your life." "To each his own, I guess." "I love everything about shopping. From the seductive 'OPEN' sign, to the supple checkout lines."

Lady deciding on the colour for a new dress

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Try and look skint-here comes my boss!'

'There are a couple of 'so last year' suits to see you.'

"What do you get the person who wants everything?"

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'