Personal Shopper T-Shirts

'She's so put together!'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

How do you like the new suit?

We are able to offer lifestyle advice - but that does not extend to whether that jacket and tie combinations is Funky.

'Would Madam like souvenir photos of the donors?'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'Money won't buy you happiness, you know.'

Gourmet food section: shoppers must wear coat & tie.

'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'

I have a press for every day of the year!

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

Self Magazine,

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"We don't get a lot of personal shoppers in here."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Guilty Pleasures

How Fitting Rooms

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"Don't you just adore the corporeal form?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper. What's that? It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves. I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything. They say if you love your work, you never "work" a day in your life. HOJ. To each his own, I guess. I love everything about shopping. From the seductive "open" sign, to the supple checkout lines.

I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper. What's that? It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves. I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything. They say if you love your work, you never work a day in your life. HOJ. To each his own, I guess. I love everything about shopping. From the seductive open sign, to the supple checkout lines.

"I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper." "What's that?" "It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves." "I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything." "They say if you love your work, you never 'work' a day in your life." "To each his own, I guess." "I love everything about shopping. From the seductive 'OPEN' sign, to the supple checkout lines."

Lady deciding on the colour for a new dress

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Try and look skint-here comes my boss!'

'There are a couple of 'so last year' suits to see you.'

"What do you get the person who wants everything?"