Home Shopper T-Shirts

How about the closets? Do they come furnished?

"Our real estate agent is earning his commission since the house sold before he even had put the FOR SALE sign up."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Everything's gone up."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Fashion Mistake.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"It looked different on the internet."

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

'Just look'in'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."