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"Ironically, this is the living room."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Cut Price

"I didn't spark joy."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

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