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'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"I didn't spark joy."

High security Santa's grotto

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"You're welcome."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables