Home Shopping Aficionado Pillows

'OK, that does it. No more Home Shopping Network for you!'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Cut Price

"I didn't spark joy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Board Game Hunter

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables