Green Grocer Guru Prints

"Nope, still can't afford to buy it."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

But is it organic?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'Not that slowly back...'