Grocery Store Guru Prints

8 Foodscare products or less.

Why would anyone want to polish a lemon?

Superstore Message

Spoiled Milk

'Where do you keep the bait, er, uh, I mean, bird seed?'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

French wine

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."