Green Living Guru Prints

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Recycling.

Solar Power.

'Before I say yes to a date... tell me, do you contribute to global warming very often?'

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

"Why can't we have an electric blanket that runs off the mains?"

'I told you that we're an eco-friendly corporation.'

Water.

"These humans are really getting on my nerves! I feel the urge for another Ice Age detox!"

"You've got to give credit to the oil companies for their work in preventing climate change."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Was it locally sourced?. . . Were pesticides used?. . . Any fruit flies harmed? . . . Is it genetically modified?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

To anywhere with safe streets,good schools and clean air

'And what with the allotment and Marjorie's cake stall, we're pretty much self sufficient these days.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Before recycling, try duct tape'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Home recycling.

Society goes paperless with consequences.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

The Environmentalist

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Flood Map: You Are Here.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'