Green Grocer Guru Gifts

Looking for a gift for the green grocer guru? Discover a range of quirky and charming products that honor their passion for fresh produce and garden mastery. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, these gifts are perfect for anyone who loves tending to their garden or supporting local markets.

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"Nope, still can't afford to buy it." mockup

"Nope, still can't afford to buy it."

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Domestic Superheroes!!

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The Environmentalist

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"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable." mockup

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

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'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.' mockup

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

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But is it organic?

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?' mockup

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

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How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill... mockup

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

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'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?' mockup

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

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Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment mockup

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

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'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....' mockup

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

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'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?' mockup

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

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"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas." mockup

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

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Lioness Shops for Snacks.

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Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'. mockup

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

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'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.' mockup

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

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Food waste with recycling symbol

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"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock." mockup

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally." mockup

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

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Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels. mockup

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

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"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!" mockup

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

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"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home." mockup

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

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"Wait, what are you doing?"

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'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.' mockup

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

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Veggie Hall of Fame.

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"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended." mockup

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

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"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!" mockup

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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Only One Item or Fewer.

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'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall' mockup

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

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"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel." mockup

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

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'Not that slowly back...'

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'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!' mockup

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

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Green Grocer Guru Gifts Collection

Green Grocer Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring vibrant, humorous designs for the green grocer guru—perfect for brightening their mornings.

Green Grocer Guru Pillows

Find cozy pillows with playful and charming designs that suit the green grocer guru’s love of all things leafy and green.

Green Grocer Guru Prints

Browse our art prints that capture the essence of gardening and fresh produce, ideal for decorating any green thumb’s space.

Green Grocer Guru T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts that celebrate the green grocer guru, blending humor and style for anyone passionate about gardening and fresh produce.