Grocery Guru Gifts

Suddenly John realized he didn't want paper or plastic, He wanted something new,,, something fantastic,

"Thanks, hon. Big help as always."

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

'My A/C is broken.'

"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!"

In the supermarket

Express Lane - Eat this.

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

Lard Lite - Marketing

'Four of these have to go.'

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Chicken: Free Range/Long Range

If you don't see what you want... ...tough! (grocery store)

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Best eaten before June and everyone's gone to bed.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Signs in supermarket - 'gulp', 'guzzle', 'graze'.

'I'm Les.'

"How was panic shopping."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"O.K. That's my list. You got anything on your list?"

'Excuse me, but which Aisle did you find those on?'

Woman stuck in frozen aisle.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

Cartoon of Eggs.

'Shopping forecast'

"I forgot why I came in here, but maybe I just came in here to forget."

"Remind me - superfood or carcinogen?"

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100% orange juice?'

"At least let me carry the groceries."

Not in the mood for human interaction line