Green Grocery Guru Gifts

Looking for a gift for your green grocery guru? Our collection showcases products that combine food passion with a playful twist. Whether they thrive in the garden or love their daily greens, find humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their eco-friendly lifestyle. Ideal for gardeners, foodies, or anyone passionate about fresh, organic living, these gifts add a splash of fun to their culinary and gardening adventures.

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Organic or Toxic - It depends what you can afford.

Organic or Toxic - It depends what you can afford. mockup

Organic or Toxic - It depends what you can afford.

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Woman at checkout signposted '8kg of carbon or less.'

Woman at checkout signposted '8kg of carbon or less.' mockup

Woman at checkout signposted '8kg of carbon or less.'

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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Domestic Superheroes!!

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable." mockup

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

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The Environmentalist

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.' mockup

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

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But is it organic?

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.' mockup

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?' mockup

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill... mockup

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

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'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?' mockup

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on." mockup

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

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'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?' mockup

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

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"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?" mockup

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

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"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie." mockup

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

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French wine

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"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

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'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...' mockup

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

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"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?" mockup

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

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'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....' mockup

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

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Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment mockup

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?" mockup

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

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Green Grocery Guru Gifts Collection

Green Grocery Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for green grocery gurus, combining humor and eco-friendly themes to brighten their mornings.

Green Grocery Guru Pillows

Discover charming pillows that celebrate their love of fresh foods and gardening, adding a playful touch to any living space.

Green Grocery Guru Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that showcase green grocery themes, ideal for inspiring any eco-conscious or gardening enthusiast’s decor.

Green Grocery Guru T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your green grocery guru, blending witty slogans with eco-conscious style for casual comfort and conversation starters.