Green Grocer Gifts

Fruit store

"Yes, there is a worm in your apple. Unfortunately I don't have any software to fix it."

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Mandarins Womandarins.

"My wife wanted to live a healthier life....so she ran away with a green grocer."

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

Grocery Shopping

Ex-Grocer Plea's Help

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Non-Humble Pie.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."