Greengrocer Gifts

Fresh Prunes (Plums crossed out).

A child asking a street seller for a free lettuce.

Conference Pears

"Actually son....these are peaches!"

Boy giving mistletoe to friend

Dirty greengrocer.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"He had carrot coloured hair, a face red as a beetroot,a cauliflower ear and ..."

Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes...

The redundancy money greengrocer.

Two costermongers

A boy purchasing coal from a greengrocer.

Vegetables

At the market

"Peas...How many would you like?"

"You're so lucky your master is a butcher: mine is a greengrocer..."

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Oh Hi!'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Non-Humble Pie.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."