Greengrocer Gifts

Fresh Prunes (Plums crossed out).

A child asking a street seller for a free lettuce.

Conference Pears

"Actually son....these are peaches!"

Boy giving mistletoe to friend

Dirty greengrocer.

Shop Swap: When TV pilots go wrong: 'OK, Nigel in Chester has a florist's, wants a greengrocer's ...'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"He had carrot coloured hair, a face red as a beetroot,a cauliflower ear and ..."

Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes...

The redundancy money greengrocer.

Two costermongers

A boy purchasing coal from a greengrocer.

Vegetables

At the market

"Peas...How many would you like?"

"You're so lucky your master is a butcher: mine is a greengrocer..."

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Oh Hi!'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"