Green Grocer Guru T-Shirts

"Nope, still can't afford to buy it."

Domestic Superheroes!!

The Environmentalist

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'