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Organic fruit.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Plant Lady

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

At the market

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Evolution.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Non-Humble Pie.