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Organic fruit.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Plant Lady

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

At the market

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Evolution.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Earth stove

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

There is No Planet C

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."