Greenery Grower Gifts

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Doing the borders.

Plant Lady

Pumpkin patch

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Rose Garden

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'