Grocery Grower T-Shirts

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Important Food Groups

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Only One Item or Fewer.

Non-Humble Pie.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Unusual Offers

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

New Marvel Heroes

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'I've got it written down...'

Low Hanging Fruit

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Self-Checkout.