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Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

A Good Batch.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

baby sweetcorn...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

So Close..

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

The Environmentalist

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener