Home Grower Pillows

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

The Perfect Garden.

Hydroponic Gardening

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

Organic Salad

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'