Virtual Farming Gifts

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Prize vegetables.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

A Palindrome Cow.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Niche Extracurriculars

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'Peeved? Certainly. Crabby? Without a doubt. Surly? Yes, but believe me, you're not a mad cow.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"He's a quick learner."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'There goes peeping Tom.'

Maternity ward on the farm.

Needless to say, it's been a long time coming.

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'MILK FIGHT!'

Young MacDonald

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Well...I filled it!

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

'Ok, Fred, I know you're in there.'