Chick Enthusiast Gifts

A baby chick

'Its a chick thing.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'