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"Ding" "Dong"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Online Dating

"Check out this new store."

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Distracting the fish.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

The Perfect Garden.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

Chicken singing romantic songs

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

The British Society of Campanology...

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Snake Charmer

Guitars