Chimney Charmer T-Shirts

Sanitizer

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Ding" "Dong"

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Santa Elevator

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

2019, 2020 and 2021

Chicken singing romantic songs

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Santa relaxes by Fire

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

'Whew!'

Heating costs.

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

Merry Christmas

'My son, the telemarketer...'

Chef trying to coax a chicken into a pan.

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

Soot Nav.

"So...what's a nice grill like you doing in a place like this?"

Are you looking at my red trousers?

"You never know until you try!"