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"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Damned cyclists."

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

2019, 2020 and 2021

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Sanitizer

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

Heating costs.

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'Whew!'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

"He says he noticed that this rash developed after sliding down chimneys."

Merry Christmas

"You smell like a chimney."

"It's a bill from Santa Claus for knocking the snow off our roof and cleaning our chimney two nights ago."

Factory Chimney

"I told you, Nick...someone your age shouldn't be haulin heavy sacks up and down chimneys!"

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