Chimney Banter Enthusiast Prints

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Damned cyclists."

'Isn't it great?!'

2019, 2020 and 2021

Christmas card access

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Sanitizer

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

Heating costs.

Merry Christmas

'Whew!'

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

"He says he noticed that this rash developed after sliding down chimneys."

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

"You smell like a chimney."

"It's a bill from Santa Claus for knocking the snow off our roof and cleaning our chimney two nights ago."

Factory Chimney

"I told you, Nick...someone your age shouldn't be haulin heavy sacks up and down chimneys!"

Soot Nav.