Chimney Chuckler Prints

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

Merry Christmas

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"You never know until you try!"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'Golly, is it that time already?'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."

Sunday School. Strange --- Apples were forbidden, but apparently fried foods were okay.

"...lettuce pray."

"It's the guy who discovered fire."

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Keyboard in Heaven

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Missing Parsons.

"That was a good sermon...but I'd have settled for a soundbite."

The sermon was so boring the Preacher put himself to sleep.

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."