Chimney Enthusiast Prints

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Factory Chimney

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'Not another bloody flue liner!'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

"I work for the North Pole Delivery Commission, and I'm here to verify that your chimney meets the statutory minimum measures."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Isn't it great?!'

2019, 2020 and 2021

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Men Working Since 1931

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"I hate it when he starts shedding"

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'I think you're following too close!'