Chimney Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Biker and Cyclist.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Isn't it great?!'

2019, 2020 and 2021

Christmas card access

Men Working Since 1931

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"I hate it when he starts shedding"

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

Bricklayer College Graduation.

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'