Chimney Enthusiasts Pillows

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Biker and Cyclist.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'Isn't it great?!'

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Christmas card access

2019, 2020 and 2021

Men Working Since 1931

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"I hate it when he starts shedding"

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

Bricklayer College Graduation.

Eskimo Lego set.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'