Chimney Aficionado Pillows

'Isn't it great?!'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

The Postman's Winter Delivery

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Are you a good mixer?'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

2019, 2020 and 2021

Christmas card access

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Plasterer skimming a wall

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'Any more change orders from you, and you'll get to declare me as a dependent on your income taxes.'

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'