Chimney Plant Aficionado Pillows

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

2019, 2020 and 2021

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

An snail shell with a chimney

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Sanitizer

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

The Postman's Winter Delivery

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

Heating costs.

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

"He says he noticed that this rash developed after sliding down chimneys."

"It's a bill from Santa Claus for knocking the snow off our roof and cleaning our chimney two nights ago."

Factory Chimney

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

"I told you, Nick...someone your age shouldn't be haulin heavy sacks up and down chimneys!"