Chimney Aficionado Gifts

'Isn't it great?!'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

The Postman's Winter Delivery

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

Plasterer skimming a wall

'Are you a good mixer?'

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

Christmas card access

2019, 2020 and 2021

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'Any more change orders from you, and you'll get to declare me as a dependent on your income taxes.'