Chimney Expert Gifts

"Better give him more slack, Ernie! That cable is really straining!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

2019, 2020 and 2021

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Motor Channel Crossing.

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

"He always falls for that trick."

The Postman's Winter Delivery

Air Pollution

"Keep a lookout."

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Heating costs.

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

Factory Chimney

Children critising Santas entry methods

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

"I told you, Nick...someone your age shouldn't be haulin heavy sacks up and down chimneys!"

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