Chimney Cleaning Pro Gifts

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

A bit of Newlyn.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Father Christmas' skeleton discovered by Chimney Sweep

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

The Postman's Winter Delivery

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

Have you had your flu shot yet?

Steeplejack.

"He always falls for that trick."

The Apprentice

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

"Cor, what a site!"

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Chimney Sweep

Chimney sweep is faced with a mischievous imp.

'My gift from Wally sucks big time...'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'