Chimney Specialist Gifts

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'Isn't it great?!'

2019, 2020 and 2021

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Christmas card access

An snail shell with a chimney

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

The Postman's Winter Delivery

"He always falls for that trick."

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

Air Pollution

"Keep a lookout."

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Heating costs.

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

"It's a bill from Santa Claus for knocking the snow off our roof and cleaning our chimney two nights ago."

Factory Chimney

Children critising Santas entry methods

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

"I told you, Nick...someone your age shouldn't be haulin heavy sacks up and down chimneys!"

Soot Nav.