Chimney Specialist Gifts

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

An snail shell with a chimney

2019, 2020 and 2021

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

"He always falls for that trick."

The Postman's Winter Delivery

Air Pollution

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Heating costs.

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

"Keep a lookout."

"It's a bill from Santa Claus for knocking the snow off our roof and cleaning our chimney two nights ago."

Factory Chimney

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

Children critising Santas entry methods

"I told you, Nick...someone your age shouldn't be haulin heavy sacks up and down chimneys!"

Soot Nav.

'I wish my owners would fit a cat-flap!'