Chimney Builder Gifts

"Sales are through the roof!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Werewolves of London..."

Toys and environmental pollution

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

LEGO profits.

Santa Elevator

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

Santa relaxes by Fire

2019, 2020 and 2021

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

An snail shell with a chimney

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

'Ark, Noah - not arc!'

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

The Postman's Winter Delivery

There goes Mister "Ooo, look at me, I build my portfolio out of bricks"

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

Heating costs.